A man was granted two wishes by God.
He asked for the best drink and the best woman ever.
Next moment he got mineral water and Mother Teresa!
There are 3 kinds of men in this world:
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened!
Wives are magicians.
They can change anything into an argument.
Why do women live a Better, Longer and more Peaceful Life?
A very INTELLIGENT student replied:
"Because Women don't have a wife!"
"Honey," said a husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
"I know all that."
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."