How should we judge a government?

In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!

"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain

Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham

"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan

Government fed by the people

Government fed by the people

Career options

Career options
I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?
Corruption is so prevalent it affects English language?

When there's too much dirt...

When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.

Prevent bullying now!

Prevent bullying now!
If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)

Friday, July 13, 2012

If your husband is hyperactive, beware when he retires

The following scenario could happen...

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.
 Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.
 Yesterday, my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target:

Dear Mrs. Harris,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:

 June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when  they weren't looking.
 July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares  to go off at 5-minute intervals.
 July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
 August 15: Set up a tent in the camping  department and told the children shoppers they could come in if they would bring pillows and  blankets from the bedding department to which  twenty children obliged.
 September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked  his nose.
 October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission  Impossible' theme.
 October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.
 October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
 Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where is the fitting room?
 And last, but not least:
 October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the  door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

He should gone to Starbucks and surf on the free wifi.