How should we judge a government?

In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!

"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain

Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham

"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan

Government fed by the people

Government fed by the people

Career options

Career options
I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?
Corruption is so prevalent it affects English language?

When there's too much dirt...

When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.

Prevent bullying now!

Prevent bullying now!
If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)

Tuesday, July 03, 2012

Latest jokes from UK

It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London .

 A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they
 haven't got tickets. The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it
 under his arm and walks to the gate." McTavish , Scotland ," he says,
 "Discus" and in he walks.

 The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his
 shoulder." Waddington-Smythe , England " he says, "Pole vault" and in
 he walks.

 The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks
 it under his arm. “O'Malley, Ireland " he says, "Fencing."


A young girl started work in a village chemist shop. She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public. The owner was going on holiday  for a couple of days and asked her if she would be willing to run the shop on her own. She had to confide in him her worries about selling the contraceptives.

"Look," he said. "My regular customers don't ask for condoms, they'll ask for  a 310 [small], a 320 [medium] or a 330 [large]. The word condom won't even be  used.

The first day was fine but on the second day a coloured guy came in to the  shop, put out his hand and said "350"..

The girl panicked. She phoned the owner on his mobile and told him of her  predicament.

" Go back in and check if he has a yellow bucket hanging between his legs"  her boss told her.

She peeped through the door and saw the yellow bucket hanging between his legs. "Yes "!!!! she said " He's got one hanging there"....!

The boss said "Go back in and give him £3-50......................He's the Window cleaner"!!!!


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