How should we judge a government?

In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!

"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain

Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham

"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan

Government fed by the people

Government fed by the people

Career options

Career options
I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?
Corruption is so prevalent it affects English language?

When there's too much dirt...

When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.

Prevent bullying now!

Prevent bullying now!
If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)

Monday, July 02, 2012

Best definition of a Najib fan

Rosmah visited a kindergarten and asked the children how many of them are Najib fans.

Not really knowing what a Najib's fan is, but with the promise of lots of candies and toys all the kids raised their hands except for Little Ah Wah..

Surprised, even with all the promised candies and gifts, Rosmah asked Little Ah Wah why he has decided to be different..

Little Ah Wah said, "Because I'm not a Najib fan."

Rosmah now getting a bit embarrassed with all the TV and news cameramen and reporters around asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Najib?" Little Ah Wah said, "Because I'm a Bersih fan."

Rosmah now losing face asked Little Ah Wah why he's a Bersih fan. Little Ah Wah answered, "Well, my Mom's a Bersih fan and my Dad's a Bersih fan, so I'm a Bersih fan.!"
Totally outraged by this answer, Rosmah asked, "If your mom is a moron and your dad is an idiot, what would that make you?"

With a big smile, Little Ah Wah replied, "That would make me a Najib fan."


1 comment:

BH said...

With this joke in mind, what do you make of the TAR U students who were photographed recently holding banners that say, "We love you, Ah Jib Kor!"

If these are not fans of Najib, who then would qualify? LOL!