especially the aged?
An old lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seem to catch her interest, except this ugly frog.
As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.
He whispered “I'm so lonely too. Buy me and take me home. You won't ever be sorry.”
The old lady figured, “What the heck!” She hadn't found anything else. So she bought the frog.
She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her. As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her, “Kiss me and you won't be sorry.”
So the old lady figured, “What the heck!” and kissed the frog.
Immediately the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince!
The prince then returned the old lady's kiss.
Suddenly the old lady felt herself transforming from his kiss. Now can you guess what the old lady TURNED INTO?
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She TURNED INTO the first Holiday Inn she could find!
She is old but not dead!
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Career options
I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.
Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?
Corruption is so prevalent it affects English language?
When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.
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If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)
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