How should we judge a government?

In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!

"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain

Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham

"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan

Government fed by the people

Government fed by the people

Career options

Career options
I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?
Corruption is so prevalent it affects English language?

When there's too much dirt...

When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.

Prevent bullying now!

Prevent bullying now!
If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Some plausible reasons...

Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to?

A joke among our family: SP said 'men should marry Hakka girls from Pusing, because they are so hardworking that the husbands will never starve to death. I will retort that the husband will not die of starvation but aggravation! (Cantonese: Lam yan chou Pusing Hakka mui ng hieu ngoh sie. My retort: Ng hieu ngoh sie, wui kek sie!)

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

The following are someone's compilation:

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say it's not as good as his mother's... then adopt a dog.

If you want someone who is always willing to go out with you, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want... then adopt a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies... then adopt a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores... then adopt a dog.

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of his attention, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually... then adopt a dog.

On the other hand, if you want someone who never responds when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, walk all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness...then adopt a cat!

Now, be honest, you thought I was going to say...marry a man, didn't you?



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