KoSong: Common sense of humour...

How should we judge a government?

In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!

"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain

Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham

"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no

responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan

Monday, October 19, 2009

Common sense of humour...

Bar-tender: "What'll you have?"

Hagar The Horrible: “I'm not sure...”

Hagar: “HEY! What's that?”

Bar-tender: “It's a bottle of 'I'm not sure.”

Sounds familiar?

Locally, when asked, friends of customers at coffee shops tend to reply, “Anything or 'Chin chai ler'”. I think there is already a certain soft drink with a similar name which tried to make use of this common reply but it did not catch on, presumably as I have yet to see any in the shops.

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