How should we judge a government?

In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!

"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain

Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham

"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan

Government fed by the people

Government fed by the people

Career options

Career options
I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?
Corruption is so prevalent it affects English language?

When there's too much dirt...

When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.

Prevent bullying now!

Prevent bullying now!
If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Another trivium: Difference between Wife and Girlfriend

Some people say:

Wife is a HARIMAU (Malay for 'tiger' or in this case, 'tigress')...
Girlfriend is HARI HARI MAHU (Malay for 'everyday wants it' whatever 'it' means).

And some say:

Wife is like TV, Girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)...

At home watch TV, Go out bring HP.

No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.

Sometimes enjoy TV but most of the time play with HP.

TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but HP is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.

Operational cost for TV is often acceptable, but for HP is high and often demanding.

Most Important, TV got remote, but HP don't have.
Last but not least...

TV do not have virus, but HP has VIRUS... Once get it, HABIS LAH (Malay for 'finish').

So better choose TV lah!

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