How should we judge a government?

In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!

"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain

Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham

"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan

Government fed by the people

Government fed by the people

Career options

Career options
I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?
Corruption is so prevalent it affects English language?

When there's too much dirt...

When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.

Prevent bullying now!

Prevent bullying now!
If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)

Friday, July 01, 2011

Some wise cracks

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. - Mark Twain

I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.' - Eleanor Roosevelt

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech...Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

I have never hated a man enough to give back his diamonds. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Money can't buy you happiness ... But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' - Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP. - Joe Namath

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty ...But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. - Phyllis Diller

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere - Billy Crystal

I don't feel old... I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - W.C. Fields

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. - Alex Levine

And the cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good spit it out.

Wise cracks were by famous people, if I said them, the cracks no longer become wise. - Kosong

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