How should we judge a government?

In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!

"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain
Never argue with an idiot, otherwise people won't know which one of you is the idiot.
Since light travels faster than sound, some people appears bright - until you hear them speak.

Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham

"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan


Government fed by the people

Government fed by the people

Career options

Career options
I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?

When there's too much dirt...

When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.

Prevent bullying now!

Prevent bullying now!
If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)

Sunday, April 22, 2012

When money talks, nobody checks the Grammar!

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says, "I wanna open a fucking savings account."

The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated here."

She goes to the bank manager to complain. The manager agrees such foul language can't be accepted.

They both return to the window and ask the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"

 Old man: "There is no fucking problem, I just won $200 million bucks in the fucking lottery and I want to put my fucking money in this fucking bank."

 Manager: "I see, and is this bitch giving you a fucking hard time sir?"


 




A bit more on banks...

When a banker was called upon to give his expert opinion on whether a borrower is deemed poor by a bank, said something to the effect that it was on the contrary, because the bank would not lend to someone who has no property which the bank could use as collateral for the loan.

People would have noticed that the banks seem to go after the smaller borrowers with harsh actions, but they are more careful with really big borrowers because when these are in trouble, even the banks too will be in trouble.

Local banks in Malaysia treat their big customers with special privileges, like special parking spaces for them, and special counters or even rooms for them to do their transactions.

But business is business, bank related credit card companies do not welcome holders who paid promptly because they have no chance to make profits from them.
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