How should we judge a government?

In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!

"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain

Never argue with an idiot, otherwise people won't know which one of you is the idiot.
Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright - until you hear them speak.

Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham

"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan

Government fed by the people

Government fed by the people

Career options

Career options
I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?

When there's too much dirt...

When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.

Prevent bullying now!

Prevent bullying now!
If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)

Friday, April 13, 2012

Transformation after marriage...



Transcript of the above:

The newly weds were only married two weeks, when the Husband said to the Wife, 'Honey, I'm going to Hank's Tavern to have a beer. I'll be right back.'

'Where are you going, Coochy Coo?' asked the Wife.

'I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face.' he answered. 'I'm going to have a beer.'

The Wife said 'You want a beer, my love?' She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.'

The Husband didn't know what to do and the only thing he could think of saying was, 'Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... you know... they have frozen glasses...'

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the Wife interrupted him by saying, 'You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?' She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The Husband looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise, ok?'

'You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?' She opened the oven and took out 4 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.

'But my Sweet Honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing, dirty words and all that...'

'You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP, CHICKEN SHIT. SIT YOUR SORRY ASS DOWN. SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR FUCKIN' BEER IN YOUR STUPID FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR DUMB ASS HORS D'OEUVRES RIGHT HERE BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKIN' MARRIED NOW AND YOUR SORRY ASS IS SOOO NOT GOING TO ANY DAMNED BAR. THAT SHIT IS OVER... GOT IT, DUMB ASS?'

And they lived happily ever after.

Isn't that a sweet story?
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