The tale of the Indian barber employed by the Malaysian Government to cut the hair of Malaysian Cabinet Ministers.
While hair cutting, the Barber, asked Prime Minister Najib, “What’s this Swiss Bank issue?”
Najib shouted, “YOU are cutting hair or making inquiry?”
Barber: “Sorry Sir, I just simply asked.”
Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked Deputy PM, “Sir, what’s this Black money issue?’’
DPM shouted, “Why do you ask me this question and this no business of yours!”
Barber: “Sorry Sir, just simply asked you.”
Next day, MACC interrogated the Barber, “Are you an agent of Opposition Party of PKR?”
Barber: “No, Sir.”
CBI: “Are you the agent of Anna?”
Barber: “No Sir.”
MACC: “Then while cutting the hair, why you ask Ministers about Swiss Bank and Black money issues?”
Barber: “Sir, the reason is when I ask about Swiss Bank or Black money, the Ministers’ hair stands up straight and that helps me to cut their hair easily!”
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