How should we judge a government?

In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!

"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain

Never argue with an idiot, otherwise people won't know which one of you is the idiot.
Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright - until you hear them speak.

Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham

"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan

Government fed by the people

Government fed by the people

Career options

Career options
I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?

When there's too much dirt...

When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.

Prevent bullying now!

Prevent bullying now!
If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)

Tuesday, December 06, 2011

BN the butt of a joke

That it was a joke is obvious. If Electric Train Service staff enjoy the services of top hair stylist Winnie Loo's A Cut Above, it is unimaginable our spendthrift cabinet ministers would settle for anything less. Anyway, just enjoy the joke for all its worth...

The tale of the Indian barber employed by the Malaysian Government to cut the hair of Malaysian Cabinet Ministers.

While hair cutting, the Barber, asked Prime Minister Najib, “What’s this Swiss Bank issue?”

Najib shouted, “YOU are cutting hair or making inquiry?”

Barber: “Sorry Sir, I just simply asked.”

Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked Deputy PM, “Sir, what’s this Black money issue?’’

DPM shouted, “Why do you ask me this question and this no business of yours!”

Barber: “Sorry Sir, just simply asked you.”

Next day, MACC interrogated the Barber, “Are you an agent of Opposition Party of PKR?”

Barber: “No, Sir.”

CBI: “Are you the agent of Anna?”

Barber: “No Sir.”

MACC: “Then while cutting the hair, why you ask Ministers about Swiss Bank and Black money issues?”

Barber: “Sir, the reason is when I ask about Swiss Bank or Black money, the Ministers’ hair stands up straight and that helps me to cut their hair easily!”

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