"Son, where were you today?"
The son says "... at school dad."
Robot slaps the son!
"Ok, I watched a DVD at my friend’s house!" the son says.
"What DVD?" asks the father.
"Toy story." Robot slaps the son again!
"Ok, it was a porno!" cries the son.
"What?!? When I was your age, I didn't know what porn was," says the dad.
Robot slaps the dad!
Mom laughs "Ha! Ha! Ha! He's certainly your son."
Robot slaps the mom!