How should we judge a government?

In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!

"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain

Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham

"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan

Government fed by the people

Government fed by the people

Career options

Career options
I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?
Corruption is so prevalent it affects English language?

When there's too much dirt...

When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.

Prevent bullying now!

Prevent bullying now!
If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)

Monday, September 20, 2010

Looking for a wife?

Just imagine a matchmaker approaches a young man and suggests some introductions. Among the many photos she has, were those below.

I am sure he would be put off with the description, 'a Korean soldier' or 'an Italian soldier' but attracted by 'daddy's little girl'. Imagine what he could have missed and what shock he would have got, had he went along for the first date without checking the photos!

I am reminded of some school jokes of my time, with the following phrases:

I am looking for this:
I don't mind this:
But what is this?

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yb said...

I won't be too quick to judge. Putting sex change aside, at least you know that daddy's little girl has no obvious bulge there.

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