I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse. Just a joke. But not to those who suffered it.
While Antares cursed and swore when he had a direct hit, with this piece of advice,
NEVER, NEVER USE THE PHONE DURING A VIOLENT THUNDERSTORM!
Someone elsewhere probably will never get over this:
Today's safety lesson... never urinate on a 220 volt 3 phase
electric fence!
Ever wonder what would happen if you pee'd on a 3-phase
electric fence?
How should we judge a government?
In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!
"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain
Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham
"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan
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