One old guy says to his buddy,
“Ya know, the world is getting all fucked up. Every other day, you hear about someone else getting some debilitating disease. It’s too bad you don’t get a choice at which way you end up in life! What would you rather have, Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?"
His buddy quickly replies,
“Parkinson's, definitely, yep, Parkinson’s. Better to spill half an ounce of good whisky than to forget where you keep the fukkin’ bottle!!"