How should we judge a government?

In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!

"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain

Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham

"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan

Government fed by the people

Government fed by the people

Career options

Career options
I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?
Corruption is so prevalent it affects English language?

When there's too much dirt...

When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.

Prevent bullying now!

Prevent bullying now!
If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)

Saturday, February 05, 2011

Some punny puns...

Among the many rules for English usage is 'Puns are for children, not groan readers.'

I entered ten puns in a contest, and I thought I would win, but unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

I thought about starting a conversation about nuts, but then I thought, "Screw it".

An appeals court has upheld a ban on pitbulls. That's another victory in the war on terrier.

The man who survived both pepper spray and mustard gas is now well seasoned.

The sign at the rehab center said "Keep Off The Grass".

Conjunctivitis.com is a site for sore eyes.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

The horse got run over by a car. It's now in stable condition.

When a woman sees her first grey hair, she usually thinks she'll dye.

Her boyfriend had a wooden leg, until she broke it off.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

When the waiter spilled a drink on his shirt, he said, "this one is on me."

The cannibals ate the missionary and got a taste of religion.

A hole has been found in the nudist camp fence. Police are looking into it.

A rubber band gun was taken away in algebra class as it was a weapon of math disruption.

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!"

The store promised a free abacus with a purchase, but I wouldn't count on it.

She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

I went to the Cashew factory last night. It was nuts!


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