A senior love story...
Sarah and Bill, both 91, lived in a retirement community. They met in the social centre and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company.
After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Bill asked Sarah out for dinner and much to his delight, she accepted.
They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town and Bill gave Sarah a gift to show his affection. Despite his age, Bill was still a charmer.
Afterward, Bill asked Sarah to join him at his place for an after-dinner drink. Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor, Sarah joined Bill for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.
As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared, each was lost for a time in their own thoughts.
Bill was thinking: “If I'd known she was a virgin, I would have been more gentle.”
Sarah was thinking: “If I'd known he could still do it, I would have taken off my panty hose.”
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How should we judge a government?
In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!
"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain
Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham
"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan
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