When I started reading the joke forwarded by Bayi, I thought it is the same as the one which I have heard many years ago, but it isn't, though quite similar.
This is from memory:
A white medicine man was travelling in his wagon through some Red Indian land. Suddenly, he heard some people galloping towards him and saw a group of them chasing after him.
Fortunately, they were not interested in robbing, and the leader said, 'Big Chief no shit'. The medicine man gave him some medicine for constipation.
After travelling some distance, again he heard similar galloping noises. But now, the leader was rather angry and said, 'Big shit, no Chief'!
Bowels not Move
Once there was this Indian chief named Chief Bowels. The neighbouring town wanted to build a golf course on his land, and this made the chief very angry, so he sends a messenger to the council office, which was in the same building as a doctor's office.
The messenger goes in the wrong door, goes to the doctor and says, "Bowels not move". So the doctor gives him a pill. The messenger takes the pill back to the chief.
The next day, the messenger is back, and says , "Bowels still not move". So the doctor gives him a stronger pill.
The next day, same thing, the messenger comes back "Bowels STILL no move" So the doctor gives him the strongest pills he has.
The next day, the messenger comes back, and says "Bowels HAD to move. Tepee full of shit"
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How should we judge a government?
In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!
"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain
Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham
"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan
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