How should we judge a government?

In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!

"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain

Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham

"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan

Government fed by the people

Government fed by the people

Career options

Career options
I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?
Corruption is so prevalent it affects English language?

When there's too much dirt...

When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.

Prevent bullying now!

Prevent bullying now!
If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

A Private Conversation



This is a transcript of a made up conversation between Pak Lah and Najib, from http://www.danielykl.com/:

Najib: Ahem! Are you awake?

Pak Lah: Yes, I am now! What do you want?

Najib: Now seriously! When are you going to hand over power to me? The waiting is killing me.

Pak Lah: Be patient. All will happen when the time is right! And stop pestering me!

Najib: There are murmurs on the grapevine that you will change your mind, are you?

Pak Lah: For your information, my term does not end till 2013.

Najib: So are you saying you going to stay on till your term is over?

Pak Lah: Maybe! I want to deny TDM from re-joining Umno!

Najib: ???*#@**#!!!


Pak Lah: Excuse me! Mind your language!

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