How should we judge a government?

In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!

"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain

Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham

"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan

Government fed by the people

Government fed by the people

Career options

Career options
I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?
Corruption is so prevalent it affects English language?

When there's too much dirt...

When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.

Prevent bullying now!

Prevent bullying now!
If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)

Saturday, October 20, 2012

The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak

A lady goes to her  priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a  problem. I have two female  parrots, But they only know to  say one thing'

'What do they say?'  the priest asked.

They say, 'Hi, we're  hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'

'That's obscene!' the  priest exclaimed, Then he thought for a  moment... 'You know,' he said, 'I may have a solution to your problem. I  have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the  Bible...
Bring your two  parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and  Peter. My parrots can teach  your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are  sure to stop saying... That phrase... In no time.'

'Thank you,' the  woman responded, 'this may very well be the solution.'

The next day, she  brought her female parrots to the priest's house.... As he ushered her  in,  she saw that his two  male parrots  were inside their  cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, She walked  over and placed her parrots in with them...

After a few minutes,  the female parrots cried out in unison: Hi, we're hookers! Do  you want to have some fun?'

There was stunned  silence...

The one male parrot  looked over at the other male parrot and said, 'Put the beads away,  Frank, our prayers  have been  answered!


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