How should we judge a government?

In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!

"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain

Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham

"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan

Government fed by the people

Government fed by the people

Career options

Career options
I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?
Corruption is so prevalent it affects English language?

When there's too much dirt...

When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.

Prevent bullying now!

Prevent bullying now!
If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)

Monday, August 06, 2012

Let's face it

Life is sexually transmitted. In case you feel low on achievement, just remember you were once the fastest sperm.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.
Don't worry about old age... it doesn't last that long.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and he won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years... not with jokes like this one...

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!'

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck,
And although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says,
'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'
The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing.
With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together, with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks.
But one day St.Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says,
'I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?'

The guy says,
'I don't know about you, but I stepped on a Duck.



Anonymous said...

Dont know about u,but this do actually happened in this modern world where virtual communications gives some d advantages to fake n lie..i think no matter how smart one fake n lies,reality check should dismiss n denied all claims of ties.that should be a good guideline.

Anonymous said...

lets just respect d elders,life wasnt easy for everyone,sometime it was just a misunderstandin.but this is good joke.

Anonymous said...

Hey,it could be mama..whonis big mama?