How should we judge a government?

In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!

"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain

Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham

"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan

Government fed by the people

Government fed by the people

Career options

Career options
I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?
Corruption is so prevalent it affects English language?

When there's too much dirt...

When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.

Prevent bullying now!

Prevent bullying now!
If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)

Friday, August 10, 2012

Driving conditions in Heaven

Three guys died when they got to the pearly gates. St Peter met them and said "before you get into heaven I have to ask you something. Your answer will depend on what kind of car you get. You have to have a car in heaven as it is soo big".

St Peter asks the first guy : How long were you married ? he replies 24 years.

Did you ever cheat on your wife? asks St Peter.

The guy said, "Yeah, 7 times."

Peter said, "Yeah, but that's not too good. Here's a Toyota to drive.

The second guy walks up and gets the same question from Peter and says, "I was married for 41 years and cheated on her 3 times."

Peter said, "I'm pleased to hear that; here's your Honda."

The third guy walked up and said, " Peter, I know what you're going to ask. I was married for 63 years and didn't even look at another woman! I treated my wife like a queen!"

Peter said, "That's what I like to hear. Here's a Mercedes!"

A little while later, the two guys with the Toyota and the Honda saw the guy with the Mercedes crying on the golden pavement, so they went to see what was the matter.

When they asked the guy with the Mercedes what was wrong, he said, "I just saw my wife; she was in a Proton!"



Anonymous said...

... Woman knows how to keep a secret,this make me think..

Anonymous said...

I hope i will not marry someone who only think of themselves to much.somehow there r extreme cases.