A well meaning friend forwarded to me the following news:
The middle-class vandal:
Suited thug caught damaging well-heeled neighbour's car on CCTV he set up after spate of attacks
Furious Haydn Jones took decisive action after watching a mystery attacker key cars and rip off wing mirrors outside his home in Islington, north London. The 43-year-old's Porsche Cayenne was among the vehicles damaged in the crime epidemic, prompting him to install a camera system outside his home to gather evidence against the attacker.
Closer to home, while he is relying on one (CCTV), I am relying on the One above.