1. Midnight, Najib went for supper and bumped into a robber.
Robber: "Give me all your money!!"
Najib was very angry: "I am the honourable Prime Minister!"
Robber: "Well, then ... return all my money."
2. One fine day, PM, DPM and some parliament members were on the way to a meeting where they all crashed in an accident and was rushed to the hospital.
The reporters were at the hospital, the doctor shook his head "We have done our best to rescue the PM but ..."
Reporters:"How about the DPM?"
Doctor:"We were unable to rescue him either ..."
Reporters:"Who have you saved?"
The doctor was excited: "Malaysia is now saved!"
3. Samy Vellu visited the psychiatric hospital. All the patients cheered "Hurray" for him but there is one patient who ignored Samy.
Samy: "Why doesn't he welcome me?"
Doctor: "He is now normal and waiting to be discharged today."
Meanwhile at a bar in Bangsar...
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says,
"Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime; anywhere, your place, my place, in the car; front or back; standing up or sitting down; naked or with clothes on; it doesn't matter to me. I just love it!"
Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "Really? No kidding, I'm from the BN too! Which state are you from?"