How should we judge a government?

In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!

"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain

Never argue with an idiot, otherwise people won't know which one of you is the idiot.
Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright - until you hear them speak.

Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham

"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan

Government fed by the people

Government fed by the people

Career options

Career options
I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?

When there's too much dirt...

When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.

Prevent bullying now!

Prevent bullying now!
If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)

Saturday, February 04, 2012

Apology by different nationalities...

各國女人裙子破了的反應~~~
日本東京 Tokyo, Japan

在川流不息的銀座廣場,一日本男子不小心刮開了一日本單身女人的超短裙。
日本男人還沒有開口,那日本單身女人一個90度的大鞠躬︰不好意思,給您添麻煩了!
都怪裙子的品質不好......說完,取出一個別針別好,又匆匆走掉。

A man accidentally tore a girl’s short miniskirt in Tokyo. Before the guy had a chance to apologize, the single lady took a 90 degree bow, then said: “I am sorry to give you trouble! The quality of the skirt is not all that good.” Then she took out a pin, put the skirt back together and left.

美國紐約 New York, USA

在人來人往的時代廣場,一美國男子不小心刮開了一美國單身女人的超短裙。
美國男人還沒開口,那美國單身女人立刻從身上摸出一張名片來︰這是我律師的電話,他會找你細談關于你性騷擾我的事情,你可以做好準備,我們法庭上見. .. .
說完記下美國男子的姓名電話,揚頭走掉。

Time Square, New York, a man accidentally tore a girl's short miniskirt. Before the guy had a chance to react, the single lady pulled out a name card, gave it to him and said: “This is my lawyer’s business card. He will contact you about this sexual harassment. It is better that you prepare yourself, then we will see you in court.”


法國巴黎 Paris, France

A French man accidently tore a girl's miniskirt. Before the man opened his mouth, the young single lady said with a smile: “If you do not mind, a red rose can represent your apology.” The French man bought her a rose, then they went to a bar, and lastly, they went to a small hotel discussing what was in the miniskirt.

在聞名于世的凱旋門廣場上,一法國男子不小心刮開了一法國單身女人的超短裙。
法國男人還沒開口,那法國單身女人咯咯一笑,然後細手搭肩的說道︰如果你不介意的話,送我一枝玫瑰來向我道歉.......
說完。法國男人從花店買了一枝玫瑰,還請她去酒吧喝上一杯,然後兩人一起去一家小旅館再研究一下超短裙以內的事情了......

英國倫敦 Thymes, England

In the Church Square by Thymes, an Englishman accidentally tore the mini skirt of a young single lady. Before the English man opened his mouth, the young lady covered her tore spot, then said with a blush on her face: “Do you mind taking me home, sir? I live near here.” The English man took his jacket off, put on her shoulders, call a cab, then took her home safely.

在泰晤士河邊的教堂廣場上,一英國男子不小心刮開了一英國單身女人的超短裙。
英國男人還沒開口,那英國單身女人忙用手裡的報紙遮住裙子開了的部分,紅著臉說︰先生,可以先送我回家嗎?我家就在前面不遠. .. . . ..
說完。英國男人把自己的上衣脫下來,披在她身上。叫了一輛Taxi,安全的把她送到家,又換了一件裙子。


中國重慶 Chong Qing, CHINA

A man accidentally cut open the miniskirt of a young lady. Before the man said anything, the young lady slapped the guy, then said, “You, the sex maniac. Dare to take advantage of me, I will send you to the labour camp…”

在人頭簇動的解放碑前,一重慶男子不小心刮開了一重慶單身女人的超短裙。
重慶男人還沒開口,那重慶單身女人揚手一記響亮的耳光,還抓住重慶男人的脖領子不放︰你這個不要臉的傢伙!敢吃老娘豆腐,送你去勞改...


台灣西門町 Shimending, Taiwan

A man accidentally tore a girl’s short miniskirt. Before the guy started to speak, the girl smiled and said: “We have not come up with a price yet, and you want to inspect the merchandise?”

在台灣的西門町裡,一台客不小心刮開了一女學生的超短學生裙。
台客還沒開口,那個女學生咯咯一笑,對著你說:價錢還沒談攏就要先看貨了啊!


香港銅鑼灣 Times Square, Hong Kong

A man accidentally tore a girl’s miniskirt. She was only 18 years old. Before the man opened his mouth, the girl screamed: “XXX your XXX, you think I am the cheap whore on the street? Watch out, I will find someone to peel your skin!”

在人山人海的時代廣場,一中年男子不小心刮開了一年約! 18女生的超短裙。
中年男人還沒有開口,那女生就大聲:我操你老母!
你當我是站路邊的便宜貨啊. .小心我去找人來收你的皮. ..


韓國斧山 Korea
On the street of Yinchong, a man accidently tore a girl’s miniskirt. Before the man speaks, the girl gave him a round kick, then said: “Don’t you know that I am a second degree black belt in Tai Kwan Dao.”

在斧山的街上,一中年男子不小心刮開了一年約18女生的超短裙。
中年男人還沒有開口,那女生二話不說便踢出一個彈跳迴旋踢,然後冷冷地說:你不知道我是跆拳道黑帶二段嗎?


泰國曼谷 Thailand
Bangkok, Thailand, a man accidentally tore the miniskirt of an 18 year’s old girl. Before the man start to apologize, the girl said with a Buddha hand gesture: “No worries honey, ……we are all men.”

In Malaysia? Man would accuse the girl for dressing provocatively which caused it. If both are Muslims in Selangor, JAIS will arrest and charge them for khalwat. If JAIS officials not around, others will gather round and hope to watch some drama.
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