One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted...
'Look at that dead bird!'
Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?'
While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction was north because he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.
She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?'
My brother explained that the sun rises in the east and has for sometime. She shook her head and said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff...'
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car which is designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the car trunk.
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.
The woman there smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and said I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived yet?'
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time then said 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.
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My brother explained that the sun rises in the east and has for sometime. She shook her head and said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff...'
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car which is designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the car trunk.
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.
The woman there smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and said I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived yet?'
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time then said 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.
3 comments:
Bro I do wish Najib had some common sense too! Thanks for making me smile this morning!
My French teacher once posed the question to us. "What is the color of King of France's white horse?" We were too imersed in the naunce of the language and none of us could answer that.
You can say we can see the trees for the forest. Some of us could not tie shoelaces or record on our VCR.
Well thats life, relax and enjoy and smell the flowers along the way. If you rush through life, it will be over sooner.
Bro Hussein, I had a surreal feeling when I watched Najib giving a speech in Kazakhstan on local tv: imagine him touching on good governance, honesty and all the politically correct stuff!
CLY, when I was in Paris many years ago, asking a French lady for directions, I did not even realize the place she was mentioning because of the very different pronunciation.
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