Donkeys kill more people annually, than plane crashes or shark attacks? (So, watch your ASS, and this is not only directed at young men in Malusia.)
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise?
(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you?...That women are going the 'right' direction...? Small wonder they always insist on having the last word.)
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but, not downstairs? (Cow sense?)
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why? (Maybe Dr. Quack can tell us something about this...)
Turtles can breathe through their butts? (Necessary because sometimes, their heads are inside their shells?)