How should we judge a government?

In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!

"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain

Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham

"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan

Government fed by the people

Government fed by the people

Career options

Career options
I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?
Corruption is so prevalent it affects English language?

When there's too much dirt...

When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.

Prevent bullying now!

Prevent bullying now!
If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)

Wednesday, December 08, 2010

Having the 'last word'...

According to answers.com, 'last word' means:

n. The final statement in a verbal argument. A conclusive or authoritative statement or treatment...

My examples:

Last word from a wise wife:

A 70 year old man asks his wife, "Do you feel sad when you see me running after young girls?"
Wife replied, "No, not at all, even dogs chase cars they can't drive.

Last word from a Jewish mother:

A Jewish woman says to her mother, “I’m divorcing Jeff! All he wants is sex, sex, sex……..and my vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece when it used to be about the size of a nickel.”

To this, her mother says, “You’re married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8-bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $2,000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away over 45 cents?”

Last but not least, last word from a native of America:



Relevant quote:
"A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument."
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