How should we judge a government?

In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!

"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain

Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham

"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan

Government fed by the people

Government fed by the people

Career options

Career options
I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?
Corruption is so prevalent it affects English language?

When there's too much dirt...

When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.

Prevent bullying now!

Prevent bullying now!
If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Does Beer contain female hormones?

I would like to dedicate this joke to Nazri, the man who made the decision to suspend Anwar without following proper Parliamentary procedures, as forewarned earlier: http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/malaysia/article/anwar-will-be-punished-over-apco-israel-taunt-says-nazri/

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

Doesn't that remind you of Nazri's kind of logic?

According to this Bernama report: Apco letter proves Anwar lied...

http://www.bernama.com.my/bernama/v5/newsindex.php?id=551962

A letter from a foreign consultancy firm is considered more reliable and credible than Mr. Opposition's claim. There was no need to have a proper hearing to hear his side of the allegation nor to examine if he actually could furnish proof to substantiate his claim. The Speaker accepted the Rights Committee's decision to suspend Anwar and three others for six months!

The people should punish Nazri in the coming General Election, for not respecting their choice of representatives in the House of Parliament.
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