How should we judge a government?

In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!

"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain

Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham

"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan

Government fed by the people

Government fed by the people

Career options

Career options
I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?
Corruption is so prevalent it affects English language?

When there's too much dirt...

When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.

Prevent bullying now!

Prevent bullying now!
If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Selected jokes on Husband and Wife

Girl : Will you love me after marriage?
Boy : This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Wife :You changed after marriage.
Husband: I've told you before that I am not interested in Married women.

Doctor : Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife : When must I give them to him?
Doctor : They are for you.

Position of a Husband Is just like a Split Air Conditioner:
No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor He is designed to remain Silent indoor...

"Husband is one who is the Head of the family, but his wife is the Neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes."

Are you visiting us tomorrow? Do you need directions?
I'm all set. I have the address, a GPS, and a GPS override.
What's a GPS override?
My wife.

Why do most Indian women request God for the same husband in the next life?
Because efforts taken to train him in this life should not go to waste!



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