Joke 1
The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot.
'No way! No needles. I hate needles' the patient said.
The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects.
"I can't do the gas thing.. The thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!"
The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.
"No objection," the patient says. "'I'm fine with pills."
The dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra."
The patient says, "Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!"
"It doesn't" said the dentist, "but it's going to give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth."
Joke 2
A beautiful young lady comes to see the dentist.
The patient says, "Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!"
"It doesn't" said the dentist, "but it's going to give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth."
Joke 2
A beautiful young lady comes to see the dentist.
He puts her in his chair in horizontal position, takes his instrument and starts probing her teeth.
Suddenly, he freezes and asks her: "Young lady, you know it's my balls you're holding in your hand?"
She answers: "Sure, doctor, and we two don't want to hurt each other, do we?"
Suddenly, he freezes and asks her: "Young lady, you know it's my balls you're holding in your hand?"
She answers: "Sure, doctor, and we two don't want to hurt each other, do we?"
But I am more interested in this house, apparently belonging to a dentist... no, seriously, even with the smaller house next to it, I would be ever so grateful. So when I grow up... no, in my next life if there be one, I should wish to be a dentist.
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