“Nothing like having some spare” says Yogi Bear.
With the recent increase in fuel prices, some people may run out of gas if they still think in terms of Ringgit when filling petrol or diesel.
Without some spare, some need a little help from a friend…
One day a little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take Lucy for a walk around the block?"
The Mom said, "No, because she's in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your Father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl went to the garage and said "Dad, can I take Lucy for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and that I should ask you."
Dad said, "Bring Lucy over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's butt with it."OK, you can go now, but keep Lucy on the leash. And only go one time around the block."
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
Dad asked, "Where's Lucy?"
The little girl replied, "Lucy ran out of gas about halfway down the block. There's another dog pushing her home."
Government fed by the people
Career options
I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.
Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?
Corruption is so prevalent it affects English language?
When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.
Prevent bullying now!
If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)
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