A guy is about to walk into a bar when a nun charges up to him and screams, "Drinking alcohol is a sin! Repent or be damned to Hell!"
The guy says, "Now hold on, sister. Have you ever tried alcohol?"
"Well, no I haven't," the nun admitted.
The guy asks, "Then how do you know if it's that bad?"
"Well, I suppose I can't," the nun says, "but I can't very well take my first drink right here in plain view."
"No problem. I'll have them put it in a teacup. No one'll know. Hang on."
So the nun waits outside while the guy goes inside and calls the bartender to order two beers, one in a glass, and the other in a teacup.
The bartender says, "Oh no, it's not that nun again, is it?"
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I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.
Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?
Corruption is so prevalent it affects English language?
When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.
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If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)
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