Timmy: Mommy, I have a drinking problem.
Mum: My God!! Timmy, you’re only six!! This is your fault, Bob!!
Dad: My fault?? Maybe, if you’d spend more time with him!
Mum: Our six-year-old son has a drinking problem!! He sure as hell does not need a role model like you!
Dad: I’ve done nothing but give for this family, and this is what I get? I’m leaving!
Mum: Fine! I don’t need you, and Timmy sure doesn’t need you!!
Oh Timmy, don’t cry. It’ll be okay. We’ll be alright without daddy.
Timmy, I want you to tell me about your drinking problem.
Timmy: (Sniff)
Mum: Talk to me, Timmy. Tell me about your drinking problem.
Timmy (took out his homework from bag): If Joe drinks one litre of juice and Tom drinks two, how much did they both drink?
Government fed by the people
Career options
I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.
Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?
Corruption is so prevalent it affects English language?
When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.
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If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)
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