Excellent poems by anonymous poets... found on toilet doors and walls...
A budding poet trying his best:
Here I lie in stinky vapour,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper;
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this:
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted
Someone who had a different experience wrote:
You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!
Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets...
I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.
There are also people who come in for a different purpose...
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls.
Toilet walls also double as job advertisement space...
(written high up on the wall):
If you can piss above this line,
the Singapore Fire Department wants you.
Ministry of Environment advertisement:
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please.
On the inside of a female toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.
And finally, this should teach some a lesson...
Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.
Government fed by the people
Career options
I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.
Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?
Corruption is so prevalent it affects English language?
When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.
Prevent bullying now!
If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)
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