Excellent poems by anonymous poets... found on toilet doors and walls...
A budding poet trying his best:
Here I lie in stinky vapour,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper;
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this:
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted
Someone who had a different experience wrote:
You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!
Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets...
I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.
There are also people who come in for a different purpose...
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls.
Toilet walls also double as job advertisement space...
(written high up on the wall):
If you can piss above this line,
the Singapore Fire Department wants you.
Ministry of Environment advertisement:
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please.
On the inside of a female toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.
And finally, this should teach some a lesson...
Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.
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