Saturday, May 20, 2006

Woman's sixth sense (Blame it on dad's syndrome)

Timmy: Mommy, I have a drinking problem.

Mum: My God!! Timmy, you’re only six!! This is your fault, Bob!!

Dad: My fault?? Maybe, if you’d spend more time with him!

Mum: Our six-year-old son has a drinking problem!! He sure as hell does not need a role model like you!

Dad: I’ve done nothing but give for this family, and this is what I get? I’m leaving!

Mum: Fine! I don’t need you, and Timmy sure doesn’t need you!!
Oh Timmy, don’t cry. It’ll be okay. We’ll be alright without daddy.
Timmy, I want you to tell me about your drinking problem.

Timmy: (Sniff)

Mum: Talk to me, Timmy. Tell me about your drinking problem.

Timmy (took out his homework from bag): If Joe drinks one litre of juice and Tom drinks two, how much did they both drink?

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