Two senior ladies met for the first time since they graduated from the university.
One asked the other: “You were always so organized. How did you manage to live such a well-planned life?”
“Well,” said her friend, “my first marriage was to a millionaire; my second was to an actor; my third was to a preacher, and now, I am married to an undertaker.”
The friend asked: “What do marriages have to do with a well-planned life?”
The other replied, “One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go!”
To musicians or those who know this tune: please imagine the bass line that goes with the song.
How should we judge a government?
In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!
"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain
Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham
"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan
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