Two senior ladies met for the first time since they graduated from the university.
One asked the other: “You were always so organized. How did you manage to live such a well-planned life?”
“Well,” said her friend, “my first marriage was to a millionaire; my second was to an actor; my third was to a preacher, and now, I am married to an undertaker.”
The friend asked: “What do marriages have to do with a well-planned life?”
The other replied, “One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go!”
To musicians or those who know this tune: please imagine the bass line that goes with the song.
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