A boy was admiring a Rolls Royce, which he had the chance to see closely for the first time.
He walked round the gleaming car excitedly and asked the owner whether it is alright for him to take a peek inside.
Owner: “Certainly, young man, get in and feel it”
The boy got onto the driving seat and imagined himself, driving the luxurious car. Then he realized he sat on a small item and immediately took it out from under him.
He asked the owner: “What’s this?”
Owner: “That’s a tee.”
Boy: “What’s it for?”
Owner: “You rest your ball on it before you drive off”
Boy: “Blimey! Rolls Royce sure thinks of everything!”
Government fed by the people
Career options
I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.
Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?
Corruption is so prevalent it affects English language?
When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.
Prevent bullying now!
If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)
1 comment:
hey pa!
Just want to say that, it is entertaining reading your blog after writing a
2000 words essay...hehe... I sometimes show my British friends your jokes
when they are with me because I tend to laugh out loud
myself....mmm...heheh...
Thanks Nee.
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