Best definition of a Najib fan

Rosmah visited a kindergarten and asked the children how many of them are Najib fans.

Not really knowing what a Najib's fan is, but with the promise of lots of candies and toys all the kids raised their hands except for Little Ah Wah..

Surprised, even with all the promised candies and gifts, Rosmah asked Little Ah Wah why he has decided to be different..

Little Ah Wah said, "Because I'm not a Najib fan."

Rosmah now getting a bit embarrassed with all the TV and news cameramen and reporters around asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Najib?" Little Ah Wah said, "Because I'm a Bersih fan."

Rosmah now losing face asked Little Ah Wah why he's a Bersih fan. Little Ah Wah answered, "Well, my Mom's a Bersih fan and my Dad's a Bersih fan, so I'm a Bersih fan.!"
 
Totally outraged by this answer, Rosmah asked, "If your mom is a moron and your dad is an idiot, what would that make you?"

With a big smile, Little Ah Wah replied, "That would make me a Najib fan."


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Your dog is most welcome in my hotel... and you too...

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?" An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who wrote: "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware, or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."

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Proof of paternity: Divine... no need for DNA...

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying: 'God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa.' The father asked, 'Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?' The little girl said, 'I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do.'The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this: 'God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma.' The next day the grandmother died.  'Holy s***!' thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side." Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say:   'God bless Mommy and goodbye Daddy.' He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally, midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said 'I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?' He said 'I don't want to talk about it; I've just spent the worst day of my life.' She said, 'You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me.   This morning my golf pro dropped dead right in the middle of my lesson!"

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If you didn't join them, you didn't miss a thing!

See you at the coffee shop...

Join you for dinner...

Meet you at the museum...

See you later for supper...

We'll relax at the beach...

Join you at a football match...

how about a date?

Take a drive around town?

Aren't you glad you belong to an earlier generation?

Here is the proof that smartphones are barely used as a phone...
http://www.electronista.com/articles/12/07/01/internet.social.music.games.all.rank.ahead/
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Egg yolk is probably the most maligned food

because for a long time, it has been equated with cholesterol, and presumed to be all bad if in doubt.

According to Mike Geary, Certified Nutrition Specialist,

"I was on a weekend trip with some friends recently and one of my friends was cooking breakfast for the whole group. I went over to see what he was cooking and saw he was getting ready to make a big batch of eggs.

Well, to my shock and horror, I noticed that he was cracking the eggs open and screening the egg whites into a bowl and throwing out the egg yolks. I asked him why the heck he was throwing out the egg yolks, and he replied something like this...

"because I thought the egg yolks were terrible for you...that's where all the nasty fat and cholesterol is".

And I replied something along the lines of... "you mean that's where all of the nutrition is!"

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Are whole eggs or egg whites better for you?
http://www.truthaboutabs.com/whole-eggs-or-egg-whites.html
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