How should we judge a government?

In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!

"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain

Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham

"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan

Government fed by the people

Government fed by the people

Career options

Career options
I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?
Corruption is so prevalent it affects English language?

When there's too much dirt...

When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.

Prevent bullying now!

Prevent bullying now!
If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)

Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Farts creatively translated from Bahasa Malaysia to English

Someone posted in Facebook the following creative translations:

Amin: Kentut dalam BI apa cikgu?

Cikgu: Wind of change.

Amin: Yang tidak bunyi?

Cikgu: Sound of silence.

Amin: Yang tidak disengaja?

Cikgu: Careless whisper.

Amin: Yang terhimpit?

Cikgu: Please release me.

Amin: Yang bau sangat?

Cikgu: Killing me softly.

Amin: Di malam hari?

Cikgu: Wonderful tonight.

Amin: Orang yang sering kentut?

Cikgu: Nobody but you.  

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Nice one.