In church I heard a lady in the pew next to me saying a prayer...
This has been a tough two or three years.
You have taken my favourite actor Patrick Swayze;
My favourite pop singer Michael Jackson;
My favourite Blues Singer Amy Winehouse;
My favourite actress Elizabeth Taylor;
My favourite football manager Bobby Robson;
My favourite golfer Seve Ballesteros;
My favourite singer Whitney Houston;
Any now my favourite P.I. Balasubramaniam.
I just wanted you to know that my favourite politicians are..."