If a Cantonese, he will be known as Mr. Lai, someone who can be blamed for anything that goes wrong. If a Hokien, he will be asking incredulously, 'Ko si gua? Oo nyeah boh?'
Even the cat knows how best to answer when cornered...
Even padi fields destroyed was blamed on Anwar's arrival!
In Cantonese, when everything is blamed on a person is often described as 'oh si oh ng chut tu lai Onn Wah (Anwar)' which means even when a person is constipated is blamed on Anwar. Actually, the original version is 'oh si oh ng chu lai tei ngang' which means when a person is constipated he blames it on the hard ground.