How should we judge a government?

In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!

"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain
Never argue with an idiot, otherwise people won't know which one of you is the idiot.
Since light travels faster than sound, some people appears bright - until you hear them speak.

Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham

"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan


Government fed by the people

Government fed by the people

Career options

Career options
I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?

When there's too much dirt...

When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.

Prevent bullying now!

Prevent bullying now!
If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Your annual dementia test


It does not matter if you have done it before...



"Good afternoon my dear friends. It's that time of year again when we take our annual senior citizen test. My name is Professor Smrtypantz and I will be conducting this test today.

Read the questions carefully and write your answer down BEFORE you scroll down to discover if you were correct."

Please don't cheat.....cheaters never prosper. Even if you do cheat you STILL might be losing your mind to senility!

Exercise for the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non loss of intelligence.

Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer. OK, relax, clear your mind and begin."

1. What do you put in a toaster?





Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast,' give it up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.

2. Say 'silk ' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?





Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question.
Your brain is over stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Good Housekeeping.
Okay, you're confused. We are doing your "Yearly Dementia Test", I ask a question and you answer it to the best of your ability. You have been instructed NOT TO CHEAT...
However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3.

3. If a red house is made from red wood and a blue house is made from blue wood and a pink house is made from pink wood and a black house is made from black wood, What is a green house made from?





Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green wood,' why are you still reading these??? Are you feeling somewhat depressed? Watch a little TV to calm your nerves...have a snooze!
If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4.

4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, two engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of 'no man's land' between East Germany and West Germany . Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany , or no man's land'?




Answer: You don't bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. You're not still driving are you? If you said, 'You don't bury survivors', proceed to the next question.

5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales . In London , 17 people get on the bus. In Reading , six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon , two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea , three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?





Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!! Go back and reread the question! It's been lovely having you in our community, however, for our own safety we have decided to put you in a senior's home and throw away the key!!



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