How should we judge a government?

In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!

"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain

Never argue with an idiot, otherwise people won't know which one of you is the idiot.
Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright - until you hear them speak.

Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham

"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan

Government fed by the people

Government fed by the people

Career options

Career options
I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?

When there's too much dirt...

When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.

Prevent bullying now!

Prevent bullying now!
If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)

Sunday, September 09, 2012

Sarcasm... in marriage... and life

You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be
 miserable,
Or get married and wish you were dead.

When a woman steals your husband,there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking they had no faults at all.


At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'


First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!'
Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

A young son asked,
'Is it true Dad, that in some
 parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'
Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'


A little boy asked his father,
'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'
Father replied, 'I don't know yet son, I'm still paying.'


If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.

A Woman's Prayer:

"Dear Lord, I pray for 
Wisdom, to understand a man, to love and to forgive him; And for patience, for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength... I'll just beat him to death."


Caution: If your sarcasm is too effective, you might be beaten up instead... legal or not. Link

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