How should we judge a government?

In Malaysia, if you don't watch television or read newspapers, you are uninformed; but if you do, you are misinformed!

"If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." - Malcolm X

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain

Why we should be against censorship in a court of law: Publicity is the very soul of justice … it keeps the judge himself, while trying, under trial. - Jeremy Bentham

"Our government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. " - Ronald Reagan

Government fed by the people

Government fed by the people

Career options

Career options
I suggest government... because nobody has ever been caught.

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?

Corruption so prevalent it affects English language?
Corruption is so prevalent it affects English language?

When there's too much dirt...

When there's too much dirt...
We need better tools... to cover up mega corruptions.

Prevent bullying now!

Prevent bullying now!
If you're not going to speak up, how is the world supposed to know you exist? “Orang boleh pandai setinggi langit, tapi selama ia tidak menulis, ia akan hilang di dalam masyarakat dan dari sejarah.” - Ananta Prameodya Toer (Your intellect may soar to the sky but if you do not write, you will be lost from society and to history.)

Tuesday, November 08, 2011

An ode to Aussie hospitality

I cross ocean, poor and broke.
Take bus, see employment folk.

Nice man treat me good in there.
Say I need to see welfare.

Welfare say, 'You need come no more, we send cash right to your door. "

Welfare checks - make you wealthy! Medicare - keep you healthy!

By and by, I get plenty money.
Thanks to you, you Aussie dummy!

Write to friends in motherland.
Tell them 'come on fast as you can. "

They come in turbans and Toyota trucks,
And buy big house with welfare bucks!

They come and live together.
More welfare checks, it gets even better!

Fourteen families, moving in,
Neighbour's patience wearing thin.
Finally, Aussie guy moves away.
Now I buy his house, then I say,
'Find more immigrants for house to rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.

Everything is very good,
And very soon we own the neighbourhood.

We have hobby, it's called a breeding. Welfare cheques pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wives need pills? We get free! We got no bills!
Australians crazy! They work all year, to keep the welfare running here.
We think Australia a darn good place.
Too darn good for Aussie race!
If they no like us, they can scram.
Got lots of room in Afghanistan !



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