God in Facebook

Cheng mentioned it since I am not up to date with Facebook. This is for the benefit of those not in Facebook, who are unlikely to see the funny side of it.
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(transcribed text):
God is high like a kite…literally ‘cuz I’m in da SKY
Clear

What are you doing right now?

God is just sittin’ around bein’ omnipotent…hit me up on AIM

God remembered no one’s here… nevamind

God is borrrrrrrrrrrrred lol

You created a new group
Light
Common interest – Religion & Spirituality

You created a new group
Earth
Geography – places

You created a new group
Garden of Eden
Geography – neighborhoods

Adam is FIRST!!

You and Adam are now friends

You wrote on Adam’s Wall

‘Yo, man how’s it hangin?’

Adam wrote on your Wall
‘kinda lonely. Maybe make something
I can stick this thing between my legs in?
I think I want to do that’

Adam and Eve are in a relationship

You wrote a note
Some rules 4 the garden

No shirts, no shoes, no sin, no PROBLEM!!!
Stay away from the apples. Seriously.

You created a new album
Fake Dinosaur Fossils
500 photos

Adam commented:
hahaha. Yeah right like anyone will ever
believe these weird things existed

Eve commented:
Psh yeah. You made the arms way too
Small on that one.

The Serpent commented:
FAIL

The Serpent sent Eve a gift
‘Enjoy!’

You commented on Eve’s gift:
WTF!? O come on u cannot be serious!

Adam and Eve added application Shame

Adam and Eve left the group Garden of Eden

It’s complicated between Adam and Eve

Adam and Eve joined the group The Harsh Reality of the Outside World

Adam created the group If Two Join This Group, My Lord Will Let Me Back Into Paradise!!!
Organizations – Religious Organizations

You wrote on the Wall for If Two Join This Group, My Lord Will Let Me Back Into Paradise!!!
‘Uhhhh … or NOT. Go beget some kids or sumthin’

You sent Eve a gift
‘It’s the pain of childbirth! Hope that apple was worth it. Btw ur just a rib. Probably why Adam wanted to BONE ya! Hahahaha lol.

You sent Adam a gift
‘Hard labor for ya brah. FOREVER.FOORR-EVERRR. Haha squints. You’ll figure out what that means in a few million years’

Cain and Abel joined the group The Human Race

Abel created a new album
Best Brothers Ever (Literally, We’re The Only Ones So We Are By Definition The Best)
3 photos

Cain commented:
Oh I’m so gonna murder u

Abel commented:
‘Murder’ me? What the heck does ‘murder’ means?

Abel has left the group The Human Race

God is thinking He probably should have taken the week off.