A lot of trouble would disappear,
If only people would learn to talk to one another,
Instead of talking about one another.
Life isn't always fair...
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person, is like expecting the lion not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.
Using modern technologies as analogies...
People nowadays are like Bluetooth,
If you stay close they stay connected,
If you go away they find new devices.
Human life would be perfect if:
Anger had a STOP button;
Mistakes had a REWIND button;
Hard Times had a FORWARD button;
And Good Times a PAUSE button !!
Why we need to cool it...
Reflection cannot be seen in boiling water;
In the same way, Truth cannot be seen in a state of anger!
On Selflessness...
The bird asked the Bumblebee:
"You work so hard to make the honey, and humans just take it away. Doesn't it make you feel bad?"
"No," said the Bee, "Because they will never take from me the art of making it."
Let's face it...
Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
A: In a bookstore under "Fiction'
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60-plus year old people to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.
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